Monday, 12 June 2017

Bhutan 3 – Even more Beyonder


That story about the radish wasn’t my odd sense of humour, it’s supposed to be true.


We’ve travelled to the far north east of the country and as we enter the town see more litter than anywhere so far, presumably it is some sort of ironic jest of the gods that the place is called Trashi Yangtse.   Generally the country is pretty good on litter.


Quite often when we were asked where we were next going on hols. and said Bhutan  the response was “where ?”   Even fewer people know anything about it.   Well, it’s a Buddhist Kingdom with China to the north and India to the south and has  only its fifth king in place, who took over from his father who stepped down aged  54.  He was known as a wise king and ascended the throne at 17 while the current one appears to be highly educated in the west and India.  They do seem to be a farsighted and enlightened bunch though.  It was the previous king who decreed that Gross Domestic Product was less important than Gross Domestic Happiness.  Schooling and medicine are good and they have a proper waste collection system in place.  It became a democratic country in 2008 because the king decreed that a bad king could one day be on the throne and the best way to counter that was democracy, although he still has a lot of power.  Everyone 16 and up has a vote.   In the last few years it was decreed that every village would have electricity and from what we’ve seen all but the very remotest places do have it.   The country claims to be the only carbon negative country in the world because they export so much hydro-electric power to India.  It’s their biggest export by value.   I mentioned China to the north.  The Bhutanese army patrols the border without guns on the basis that as they’re unarmed the Chinese won’t shoot at them.


This Trashi Yangtse has a population of only 3000 but has a hospital, two schools, an academy of traditional crafts, the National Seed Bank and marijuana growing wild along the streets.  Apparently it is illegal to do anything with it and every year there’s a one day campaign where everyone is encouraged to pull it up.  They don’t have a slogan but I thought ‘Trash the Hash’ had a nice ring to it.  As a place though, it is so remote that there are no reasonable hotels so we stayed in a local house.   Fantastically brightly and ornately decorated it was where, despite the export of all that electricity, we enjoyed the first of our regular power cuts.   Probably has more dogs than cars and is very peaceful.  As westerners we are genuinely odd and young children stare in an astonished way.   I can’t imagine it happening anywhere else.


School runs from 8.00 to 3.30 weekdays and a half day on Saturdays.  The day starts with the pupils cleaning the classroom, then a prayer and the national anthem.  Imagine that, you teachers reading this.


The radish styled stupa is ringed with prayer wheels and people circumambulate  (clockwise and odd number of times, remember) regularly daily or several times a day.  Old people go round and round for hours and Heather realised it did provide good exercise for them, but they did have to keep little piles of stones to remember how many times they had been round!   It is difficult to judge ages of people and even more so ones from a different ethnic group so I asked our guide how old these were.  Oh, he said, 60’s, 50’s, perhaps 55.   He seemed genuinely taken aback where I mentioned that H and I were 65.


I’ll mention the beer although there aren’t many to choose from.  The one we see most of is called Druk 11000 and is an example of life imitating art.  A previous beer,  imported from India  was called 10000 and to show that this one was better they called it 11000, just like the amplifier in the film, Spinal Tap.  For anyone who doesn’t know it, it was a film about a fictional rock band who claimed their amplifier was better than everyone else’s because the volume went up to 11 instead of only 10, ignoring the fact that maximum was maximum whatever it was numbered.


As we leave Trashi Yangtse we head westwards and we’re on the only road crossing the country east to west.  In many places it’s another ‘massage’ road and there are sometimes stretches of more than a hundred yards without a hairpin bend.  Travelling is tortuous.  Dorje, our guide tells us that there are three driving speeds in Bhutan: Bhutanese: Tourist: Slow and that time is measured in BST, which is Bhutanese Stretchable Time.

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